Skydiving: You really get to decide 100% whether you really want to live or die with enough time to change your mind, & it’s probably a way to still get the insurance money to go to the loved ones that drove you there, or a charitable contribution to a cat farm, or a home for neglected venomous stuffed animals, or whatever makes you feel better about yourself.(Yechh)
You get to use your body as a literal meat missile!
…way edgier than goin’ out shootin’.
Pack your ‘chute!
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12 responses to “Best Way To Committtt Suicide?”
It’s not the fall that gets you, it’s the sudden deceleration at the end.
@Fletch
I don’t care if that straight to vhs movie was fake or not,… sometimes it’s a pond full of ‘gators!
National suicide prevention lifeline- 1800273talk
Or text
NAMI to 751-741
@Scarlett
I bet with all the wind and rushing air it’d be hard to hear them.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, it’s also a cowards way out.
@immortal_pirate
I think you’re overlooking being a harikari meat missile ninja to take out a certain despot with nukes and a bowl haircut?
@luftballooneyegouge The solution there is to let it out that he has dirt on Hillary and will tell all publicly…in clear Clinton fashion, little rocket man will commit suicide with two shots to the back of his head…(standard Clinton M.O.)
@immortal_pirate
At this very moment Bosnian snipers are surrounding your compound waiting for the wind to be just right before they release GenMod spores that’ll turn you gay just in time for new episodes of Will & Grace.
not sure joking about suicide is healthy, but I joined in, so I’m hypocritical too.
@Fletch
I think suicidal people need a good laugh.
Weird Al is powerful medicine.
Run down to the Electric Company and fetch Letterman’s arch enemy,… The SPeLLBiNDeR
One could listen to Hillary Clintons book on tape or try to read it…it would bore you to death.
@immortal_pirate
Here’s a money-maker idea that you can use your obsessive hatred of Hill-Ham for. Learn how to make a simple app that just plays short sounds.
Use something like Audacity and edit HRC’s vowels and consonants to make annoying noises marketed as something to “Scare The Children”. So you’d sample her making a ‘W’ sound and then the vowel sound ahh. Edit it together with the ahh repeated and you have an endless HRC ‘Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah’, that folks like yourself would all want on their smarty-phones,… welllll you might get one after that hand-crank WWII field phone you probably use breaks down.
https://www.warstuff.com/uploaded/2010-1-28/i325-WW2-British-Army-Field-Phone-Type-quotLquot-NO-Militaria.JPG