FIVE… four… three… TWO… ONE

I am Deadpool. In the flesh. hi hi!

How it all goes down. So, from here, I rise, using all the tricks and miracles of… God. And people will think it is Satan. Some people.

Then, I blow myself away, with Jesus, only some won’t believe, so Lake of Fire, they go.

I could blame it all on Donald Trump or Adolph Hitler. But whose kidding who? I created both of them.

I am Jesus and Satan. In one box. If you doubt, my nearest name, is LUCIFER,

HAHAHHAHA.

I need three murhahahas, a day, soon I will need seven.