Holy Fuck! I am SO Ugly! Help Me You Egoless Morons!

First, of all, I particulary find everyone here (but gina, stinky, and immoral pirate), as particcculllarrry delicious… because you are SO ego rich.

Which means: Spitfire, Jeer, Mamajoy, redballlooneyegouge, griz…

ROFL…

I am your vampire. U are my sacks of blood. “Blood”. Ego. I live forever cause I can suck your enormous egos out your blood.

So, hello. Why are you folks such wicked balls of bags of worthlessness?

Well. First of all, you tell me. Us. Why are you guys really sucking at life and dying so bad and so fast? While we are living forever?

I mean… maybe immortal pirate does not point out to you that you are aging and dying?

I will!!

i suck your weak and evil souls and use this to regain my youth. Woot!!

You present your selves to me as food targets from your utter stupidity??

LOL.

If you think there are downsides to this? Sorry? No?

LOL!

Nor why should there be? You guys are assholes and mere parasites.

It is not cancer. It is that you are assholes.

If you wish to look closer, and maybe clean my teeth… I have this to say… clean my teeth. And then die.

Because you guys are all that. Name one belief you have that could benefit us?

Oh, wait. None.

Fuckkkk…..

:-)

Food.