It’s been a while – and much has changed. Who went and pushed the “burn it all to hell” button? What has everyone been up to? Let’s play a game. You get 10 points for each “Yes”. The person with the most wins a million points:
Working on new addictions?
Get a cat?
Told your boss to stick it?
Bought something you shouldn’t have?
Read a good book?
Started a garden?
Fought with people online?
Made a list of inventions that you plan to patent?
Researched options to embark to Mars for future inhabitation?
Saw a UFO?
Learned a new language?
Did some art?
Contemplated breaking the law?
Tried to learn a new language?
Made nonsensical lists?
Got a crush on someone’s brilliant brain?
Went sightseeing to an area you didn’t really care to see?
Planned a trip?
Had a social gathering over the internet?
Got the coronavirus?
Tried to buy hydroxychloroquine?
Tried to sell hydroxychloroquine?
Are you still reading this list?
Found out what Christmas in July is all about?
Got a tattoo?
Rode a bike?
Gave yourself a haircut?
Argued about politics?
Went bird watching?
Bought a video game?
Got more burning questions to be asked? Add them to the list – it seems like we all have a bit more free time on our hands these days. Tally up your counts, add another 139 points for good measure. Fold your paper into an airplane and fly it across the room.