I’ve seen first hand the damage these little catnip junkies do to families and children. Furniture shredded, covered in hair……
Serial killers are known to enjoy killing & torturing small animals, but even they don’t leave them on the door step.
Dogs are repackaged wolves.
Both sides are corrupt, living off of the hard work of others.
Yeah, but my cat-nipped addicted cat would never rat me out. I’ve had a drug dog sit right next to me while I was waiting to board a train, but the cops went for the hippy looking couple next to me. You know the narc dog was screaming inside….you got the wrong hippy!
Prohibition even ruins our relationship with dogs.
I should sell a christian book, that for only like a $100 you can have a CD & DVD of me reading said book along with something prayed over. The topic would be the link between hippies, witchcraft, cats, & dogs with handkerchiefs.
Check out my dehumanizing title,
Petting Zoo: Hippies, Witchcraft, & Cats,… & Dogs with Handkerchiefs
Basically it’s how hippies use puppies & kittens when they can’t find human babies to sacrifice to Gaia to power their deodorant stones.
…..lots of pictures.
Those hankied-up pets have the kinda sad eyes you see on carnivorous animals tricked into eating a vegan burrito.
Are you a 33rd degree hippie that uses your salt-stones for everything, including cooking? Lick the salt-stone, hit the reefer bong, bite a lime wedge? Drop a stone in the lentils for about 2-4 minutes?
What does this make me think of…especially the responses…beyond what the specifics actually represent? Please forgive my potential to ramble through the following.
People are the fucked up common denominator that have turned this jewel of a planet into an overall negative energy producing ecosystem of dysfunctionality…and why you may ask?
We seem to have this inclination for duality in EVERYthing…and by extension NOTHING.
Either/Or, Black/White, Conservative/Liberal, Dog/Cat. Then we individually drive towards extremism as we fight to reinforce our own belief of what is the correct end of the equation to hang our hat, with the battle in between somehow acting as the energy produced for the sake of producing energy.
In this case, I prefer dogs to cats, but that has no influence on my ability to accept that others prefer cats to dogs. We BOTH can be happy with our choices without trying to make our enjoyment greater through convincing others that their enjoyment is less. I won’t allow extremism to force me to engage in the creation of negative energy.
Dualities drive a wedge between people that any half aware jerk off can use to conquer the overall. It is the simplest way to control a group. Keep them divided. I know you can see the parallels.
I will try to head into a lighter vein at some point but first let’s apply this to your political quagmire at the moment. Both extremes are being managed by fucked up initiatives that fall way below the radar in terms of serving the greater good, versus serving the servants themselves. The opposite extreme is not the solution to the current idiocy. Blue idiocy over red idiocy is no solution. You need to find the purple solution (May Prince rest in peace).
Now then, how can I lighten it up a bit?…picture a dog taking a toke and then meowing
I agree with most of what you say, but dogs have attacked people. When was the last time you heard a domestic cat attack and kill someone? I think we need to send all dogs back to their original countries, and build a wall around our whole nation. Keep the dogs out! They let their owners put a collar on them and walk them with a leash. That goes against everything I believe in. One bad dog = All dogs are bad.
I like the technique you are using to communicate a point even though it is somewhat troll like, but I can understand the tactic of fighting fire with fire.
Both have their pros and cons. Pet cats are credited with over 33 extinctions. The most notable is Lyall’s Wren; a small flightless passiform who’s extinction is totally credited to one cat: Tibbles.
I also saw a cat once totally maim a child’s face. The girl didn’t die but she was totally scarred for life.
I believe it was Winston Churchill who said to announce to the world you are offended is to announce to the world you have lost control of yourself and are calling on others to do it for you.
…and just so you know, I am not asking if they are pits because I am scared of them. I think Pit Bulls are just as good as their owners. They are strong frinking dogs, who can be as sweet as can be. You couldn’t own one if you lived in Quebec, Canada.
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spamming again?
No, I wanted to see a lighter topic here; and I do think dogs are narcs…and cats are super cool.
@Gina…
It’s a fucking joke you little delicate flower.
I own both… I want a tasmanian devil, though. But, endangered species. They are so cute!
A regular version, not this:
I’ve seen first hand the damage these little catnip junkies do to families and children. Furniture shredded, covered in hair……
Serial killers are known to enjoy killing & torturing small animals, but even they don’t leave them on the door step.
Dogs are repackaged wolves.
Both sides are corrupt, living off of the hard work of others.
Yeah, but my cat-nipped addicted cat would never rat me out. I’ve had a drug dog sit right next to me while I was waiting to board a train, but the cops went for the hippy looking couple next to me. You know the narc dog was screaming inside….you got the wrong hippy!
Prohibition even ruins our relationship with dogs.
I should sell a christian book, that for only like a $100 you can have a CD & DVD of me reading said book along with something prayed over. The topic would be the link between hippies, witchcraft, cats, & dogs with handkerchiefs.
Check out my dehumanizing title,
Petting Zoo: Hippies, Witchcraft, & Cats,… & Dogs with Handkerchiefs
Basically it’s how hippies use puppies & kittens when they can’t find human babies to sacrifice to Gaia to power their deodorant stones.
…..lots of pictures.
Hey man, hands off my deodorant. It’s a Salt Stone and it works way better than the packaged stuff on the grocery shelves.
Who looks cooler, the cat or the dogs?
Those hankied-up pets have the kinda sad eyes you see on carnivorous animals tricked into eating a vegan burrito.
Are you a 33rd degree hippie that uses your salt-stones for everything, including cooking? Lick the salt-stone, hit the reefer bong, bite a lime wedge? Drop a stone in the lentils for about 2-4 minutes?
What does this make me think of…especially the responses…beyond what the specifics actually represent? Please forgive my potential to ramble through the following.
People are the fucked up common denominator that have turned this jewel of a planet into an overall negative energy producing ecosystem of dysfunctionality…and why you may ask?
We seem to have this inclination for duality in EVERYthing…and by extension NOTHING.
Either/Or, Black/White, Conservative/Liberal, Dog/Cat. Then we individually drive towards extremism as we fight to reinforce our own belief of what is the correct end of the equation to hang our hat, with the battle in between somehow acting as the energy produced for the sake of producing energy.
In this case, I prefer dogs to cats, but that has no influence on my ability to accept that others prefer cats to dogs. We BOTH can be happy with our choices without trying to make our enjoyment greater through convincing others that their enjoyment is less. I won’t allow extremism to force me to engage in the creation of negative energy.
Dualities drive a wedge between people that any half aware jerk off can use to conquer the overall. It is the simplest way to control a group. Keep them divided. I know you can see the parallels.
I will try to head into a lighter vein at some point but first let’s apply this to your political quagmire at the moment. Both extremes are being managed by fucked up initiatives that fall way below the radar in terms of serving the greater good, versus serving the servants themselves. The opposite extreme is not the solution to the current idiocy. Blue idiocy over red idiocy is no solution. You need to find the purple solution (May Prince rest in peace).
Now then, how can I lighten it up a bit?…picture a dog taking a toke and then meowing
I agree with most of what you say, but dogs have attacked people. When was the last time you heard a domestic cat attack and kill someone? I think we need to send all dogs back to their original countries, and build a wall around our whole nation. Keep the dogs out! They let their owners put a collar on them and walk them with a leash. That goes against everything I believe in. One bad dog = All dogs are bad.
I like the technique you are using to communicate a point even though it is somewhat troll like, but I can understand the tactic of fighting fire with fire.
Hey man, trolls helped elect a pussy grabbing troll for president. Thanks for noticing. :)
Ey, chelovek, trolli pomogli vybrat’ kisku, khvataya trollya za prezidenta. Spasibo, chto zametili .
Both have their pros and cons. Pet cats are credited with over 33 extinctions. The most notable is Lyall’s Wren; a small flightless passiform who’s extinction is totally credited to one cat: Tibbles.
I also saw a cat once totally maim a child’s face. The girl didn’t die but she was totally scarred for life.
Forget the cats and dogs. Go for a bunny!
I believe it was Winston Churchill who said to announce to the world you are offended is to announce to the world you have lost control of yourself and are calling on others to do it for you.
That’s a good one! I agree with that quote wholeheartedly.
Dogs… all the way.
Here’s my boy Shade. He’s now about 20 pounds bigger than pictured, and is 5 and a half months old.
Narcs. (he is handsome)
My girl Sky. She’ll be 3 months old tomorrow.
She is adorable. By the looks of her paws, she is going to be huge. But if you were in a sinking boat, she wouldn’t help. Neither would my cat.
She will be between 80-110, full grown.
Jebus. Are they pits?
…and just so you know, I am not asking if they are pits because I am scared of them. I think Pit Bulls are just as good as their owners. They are strong frinking dogs, who can be as sweet as can be. You couldn’t own one if you lived in Quebec, Canada.
50% Dogo Argentino
37.5% Bullmastiff
12.5% Pitbull
It’s a very controlled breed specifically designed for personal protection.
That’s a bad ass dog.
Are you paranoid?
Nope. Not at all.
Yes you are.
If you weren’t going to believe/trust my answer, why did you ask the question?
Just to see your reaction. Thank you.