1) A flavor of ice cream, what flavor would you be?
2) A crayon, what color would you be?
3) An automobile, what kind of car would you be?
4) A major city anywhere in the world, what city would you be?
5) A day of the week, what day would you be?
6) A holiday, what holiday would you be?
7) An article of clothing, what garment would you be?
8) A sumptuous meal, what yummy food would you be?
9) A body of water such as an ocean or lake, what would you be other than wet?
10) A parade float, what parade float would you be?
Have fun with this one. Your answers can be as serious or as silly as you wish.
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12 responses to “IF YOU WERE…”
1) Summer’s Dream (vanilla and orange sherbet mix)
2) Deep Sea Blue
3) 1952 Studebaker Starlight Coup
4) Edinburgh, Scotland
5) Friday, the 13th
6) Halloween
7) Great Kilt
8) Roast bison with twice baked potato topped with sour cream and chives, and Brussels sprouts. Or maybe haggis, like grandma used to make.
9) The Caribbean
10) The DEATH CAR from the movie Animal House starring John Belushi…lol
1) A flavor of ice cream, what flavor would you be? — Vanilla, because I am plain and simple.
2) A crayon, what color would you be? — Purple, because I like purple.
3) An automobile, what kind of car would you be? — a 1969 Volkswagen. Old, round, no nose, all noise comes from behind, not flashy or fancy.
4) A major city anywhere in the world, what city would you be? — Alturas, California because it is down to earthy and a little like Mayberry. It’s old fashioned and quiet.
5) A day of the week, what day would you be? — Tuesday, because TACO TUESDAY!!!!
6) A holiday, what holiday would you be? — Naw Ruz, because it is a celebration of a new day and a celebration of the bare necessities you need for life.
7) An article of clothing, what garment would you be? — A T-shirt. It might say just about anything on the front. It is a simple garment and uncomplicated.
8) A sumptuous meal, what yummy food would you be? — Fried chicken and coleslaw. Simple and easy.
9) A body of water such as an ocean or lake, what would you be other than wet? — Goose Lake, just Northeast of Alturas, California. The Canadian geese that sleep at California Pines Lake, fly to Goose Lake each day at sunrise. I don’t mind hanging out with loud honky Canadian Geese.
10) A parade float, what parade float would you be? A Canastoga Wagon from 1848. Going West to strike out a new life. No flowers, frills, or balloons. Nothing fancy. What you see is what you get.
1) Freezer Burn
2) Cornflower
3) Speed Buggy
4) Hong Kong
5) Tuesday
6) New Year’s Eve
7) Left Sock
8) PIZZA
9) Pacific Ocean
10) All the Boys’re gonna pick the Death Car from Animal House
CUT THE CAKE
Ice cream? Some sort of ultimate chocolate mix, with chocolate candy bar pieces… or dulce de leche (double milk caramel)
Crayon? Rainbow (don’t think there’s such a thing, Google it!)
Car? Tesla
A day of the week? Any day i happen to be off with nothing planned
A holiday? Does my birthday count?
An article of clothing? Boots (ya know the song… they’re made for walking)
A meal? Pizza? Thai / Indian curry
A parade float? Dunno, something in one of the televised parade broadcasts
1) Vanilla
2) Flesh
3) Patriot
4) Asgard
5) Sunday
6) Independence Day
7) Chain Mail
8) Hufu
9) Liberal Tears
10) Root Beer
@Weenis
Patriot? You’d be a Jeep Patriot? Do you have one? I wouldn’t figure you for a 4 cylinder.
They seem to me to be a girl’s Jeep,…. a skinny girls Jeep. You can’t even tie dead animals on to the bumper!
@luftballooneyegouge
;)
I drive either a 2016 Tacoma or a 2016 Rubicon.
I just like the name, “Patriot”.
1)Pistachio Almond
2) seafoam green
3) Something practical, yet unreliable….maybe a ford?
4) Dublin (I dunno why…I don’t think I’m even Irish)
5) Monday
6) take your pets to work day (its a holiday now….i say so)
7) a good hat
8) Not Mole….maybe a shrimp dish
9) salty
10) the marching band
@barryjack you do seem like a seafoam green lately… Maybe it’s the river water destressing you
@fosheet lol I’m always in a state of quiet distress. I think the river water was actually quite calming. Good to get away from the noise.
A flavor of ice cream: chocolate and vanilla, preferrably blue bells the great divide
A crayon: today I feel like a dark burgundy
An automobile: Honda Element, yes I drive it and everyone I’ve ever met tells me it fits my personality
A major city anywhere in the world: New Orleans
A day of the week: Thursday, because I’m so exhausted from the rest of the week, but I want to have energy for fun things on the weekend
A holiday: National Dog Day…. I now have 5
An article of clothing: a tank top, because it’s summer time in Louisiana and I can’t handle the feeling of clothing on my skin… Stuck to my skin
A sumptuous meal: pizza, because it’s comfort
A body of water such as an ocean or lake: the dead sea, because I’m so salty
A parade float: the Bacchagator Mardi Gras float… He’s just badass
@fosheet That is a friggin’ badass float indeed