OH MY GOD!! I AM SATTAAN!!

Cugh. Yugh. Uggh.

I have only provided, for now, a VERY darkened image, of my glory. I swear to God, my thirteen year old son makes Lord Byron Nelson and Jim Morrison look fucking ugly. And, if you want…? I can too.

But, Milton Berle did have a nice cock size, as did JM… and that was the real secre to their happiness w women.

Honestly, posting a pick of my cock on pants would be on equal level of the response I have heard from: spitfire, griz, mamajoy, luftbalooneyegouge, jeer…

So. You are fucking ants. I am God.

And, I can let you maybe sniff around my shit?

Make me angry, and I will lol when you get varieties of cancer.

You live selfish, egotistical lives. I can not imagine. Nor can my friends.

Talk to me about how your life sucks. I get it. This is by design. My complaint box is deep and wide.

Why do I hate your fucking guts?

Because you are selfish assholes, that is why!

You totally deserve the mortal, slow deaths you beg for! Assholes!

Shitheads!

Do you want angelic language here? Because humans just understand stuff like this!

We live watching you slowly die, as you so deeply deserve.

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