I mean, yes, I worked for the CIA and even NSA for awhile, but that isn’t my big secret, or I would not have been saying it all over the place.
On this site, we have a few who *claim* to be Christian, but I am undecided.
Weenis is the easy odd man out, however. Donald Trump is so obviously Satan/The Man of Sin/The Abomination that you know **anyone** who worships him is a bride of Satan.
The Holy Spirit is *My* Helper. Never had an “Eve” taken out of my body, like Adam did. So, I have the best of both worlds. The best of masculine and the best of feminity.
MUAUAHAHAHA!
And anyone who knows me, knows I love my muahahas.
Anyway, the other “Christians” here are Judases. If you do not have deeds, you do not have jack or shit faith.
And haven’t found spitfire or griz to have any deeds — or faith – at all.
So, I buddy up with Moses and Elijah instead.
On Team Scapegoat.
© 2026 – SoulSequel
5 responses to “Okay, I am not really CIA — I’m Jesus”
Okay, I am not really Gina – I am Mary Magdalene, and I am going to make everything alright.
…but, I was Mary on Broadway in 1970 and Mary in the movie in 1973. I had two different men who claimed to be Jesus in both productions. I liked my Broadway Jesus better. Which do you prefer? This is the Broadway Jesus. (and, I finally saw this amazing musical live in the 2000s. I saw Jesus and Judas crossing the street after the show. I yelled hello at both of them. Judas was cool and waved back. Jesus wouldn’t even look at me….he probably knew I loved Broadway Jesus better.)
I heard you died last month.
http://variety.com/2018/biz/news/weho-jesus-dead-dies-kevin-short-1202652951/
Here you are roller skating in California.
@Gina I am not really Jesus, but have the authority to take his ID and claim that I am.
Satan is a figment of my imagination. He’s the all too willing scapegoat for everything.
But, it is true. I have only one son. Three daughters. My son is 14 and maybe finally leaving his atheism. And, you want to know what is really funny about him being atheist for a few years? Because he is Jesus.
And I am the one who ordered him to die on the cross.
Holy? Fuck holy. This is Most Holy.
@five2one You are not a god, not the God, and certainly not Jesus…