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” We’re part of the Metro – Nashville Area…..
But then so are several hundred other communities, most of them with more cows & cemeteries than people ! “.
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” Bible – Belt Area : Act heterosexual, WASP & Christian Right “.
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Stop and feel it.
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Welcome to Phoenix, Surface of the Sun, um Valley of the Sun. OK, it’s damn hot here.
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I can kayak in the ocean and climb a glacier the same day. Weed is legal. We are the first state to border another state that has legal weed. We were the first state to vote in gay marriage. We are the first city to raise the minimum wage to $15.00/hr. We are the first city to vote in a socialist to city council. We have are building a dynasty with the Seahawks. It’s a super easy walking city. There are many amazing restaurants that are local and organic. We are only 3 hours away from the great city of Portland, OR and Vancouver, BC. The fish is fresh and the mushrooms are aplenty. There is no shortage of microbrews and gastro pubs. Due to a major coffee company being born here, the competition for good coffee is high. We read more than any city in the US. We support the indi-film industry like no other. We are 2nd to Italy when it comes to the art of glass thanks to Dale Chihuly. We have the most mixed race couples than any other major city in the US. We are surrounded by glaciers, lakes and the sound. We can view a 14,000+ foot glacier from sea level which makes it tower over the city on a clear day. The San Juan Islands is the kayak capital of the world. We are a blue state thank goodness. We have 2 amazing professional stadiums for baseball and football. Our soccer team, the Sounders showed the rest of the MLS how fans should act at a soccer match. On their feet the whole time singing. We have an amazing free 3 day music festival on Memorial Weekend called FolkLife and a paying one, that is the most economical music and arts festival on Labor Day Weekend called Bumbershoot. Bruce and his son, Brandon Lee are buried here; and so is Jimi Hendrix. The local music scene is off the charts! Yeah, I love my city.
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For $5.95 it’s yours! (Politicians included!)
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Welcome to ******, Maryland! Home of some of the highest violent crime per capita rates, an exuberant heroin epidemic, whores straddling up and down main street in a daze, and ‘roided-up police officers driving around in ghost-painted 2012 Dodge Chargers that they bought with “anti-drug grants!”
Don’t forget to stop by the waste processing center, located conveniently next to the department of corrections and one of our town’s four heavy “ghetto” areas.
Rock n’ roll baby, it’s fear and loathing along the Chesapeake Bay.
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We haven’t got much of a social / cultural scene here, so a lot of us are responsible for keeping Internet porn consumption up when we’re not in church !
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We have cheap heroin!
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