“Tuck Everlasting” Sucked as a Movie

First of all, the acting in it was totally terrible.

But, it is true: I am deadpool.

Difference between me and the fictional me: pain hurts, and it hurts to be scammed by my gf, or like bullet hits, kind of. (I got used to them).

Admittedly, I have no sexual feelings, but love people according to their nobility of soul. So, there’s that. And she was (supposedly, I never believed her) a loose woman.

So, what do we have left? Counting stars. Fuck that bullshit.

I won’t ever be with you, but we could be friends. You bitch.

Seriously, I bruised my cock for you, and this is what I get?