I think the idea behind eating Jesus is so he can come back through other human vessels, all over the world at the same time. The 1st vessel was a lesson in eggs in one basket.
“Thou shalt not look for Jesus anywhere but inside yourself, if thine faith is to mean anything.”-thy Easter Bunny
This dude had his inner-sequencer full of Jesus midi-clorians!
He already has, like a thief in the night, but only the faithful recognized Him at the time.
But I somehow don’t think that that’s what you want to hear because it might not meet your expectations.
Anyway, yeah, He came back in the 1800’s in Iran. Persia at the time. He renewed the religion of God, fulfilled Islamic prophecies as well as Christian and Zoroastrian ones. And He also brought new teachings for the people of this age.
@Gina
….as long as you don’t interfere with my plans to unite America you have nothing to fear. All my buddies in the 90s were obsessed with Jesus Christ Superstar. I’ve still never seen it.
@luftballooneyegouge I was 12 when Jesus Christ Superstar first came out. My music teacher played it in its entirety over a couple of weeks. I was raised a Catholic, but that album was really the first time I got all the boring stuff I was learning in Catechism. I became obsessed with the album. On Good Friday, good catholics are supposed to read the bible for 3 hours. My mom would let me listen to JCS instead. I could/can sing it from beginning to end by memory. I finally saw it live about 10 years ago. It was the first Broadway musical I fell in love with. It cuts very deep for me.
How are you uniting this country? I would like to help.
@luftballooneyegouge Oh, the Americas. Push him overboard. He is a weak link. Who would have thought that a job in the White House would end up being a dead-end job.
23 responses to “When Do You Think Jesus Will Come Back?”
@Weenis Isn’t it appropriate for you to cite your quote? Aren’t you ripping off Matthew?
@Weenis The father is around here somewhere, I think.
I take that scripture to mean they do not know key details. They have to know some things to do their job.
@Weenis
That’s kinda rude t’not even give your kid an hour’s notice before shipping him off to Midgard!
I think the idea behind eating Jesus is so he can come back through other human vessels, all over the world at the same time. The 1st vessel was a lesson in eggs in one basket.
“Thou shalt not look for Jesus anywhere but inside yourself, if thine faith is to mean anything.”-thy Easter Bunny
This dude had his inner-sequencer full of Jesus midi-clorians!
@luftballooneyegouge I can’t wait for this documentary.
He already has, like a thief in the night, but only the faithful recognized Him at the time.
But I somehow don’t think that that’s what you want to hear because it might not meet your expectations.
Anyway, yeah, He came back in the 1800’s in Iran. Persia at the time. He renewed the religion of God, fulfilled Islamic prophecies as well as Christian and Zoroastrian ones. And He also brought new teachings for the people of this age.
@georockstar09 I don’t mind hearing it. I do not believe it though.
@five2one And why don’t you believe what I said? He did say He would return.
@georockstar09 Because Jim Morrison is Jesus Christ.
@five2one
I’m assuming you haven’t heard the live recording of drunk Morrison with Jimi Hendrix, or you’re verrry open minded.
@luftballooneyegouge Jim and Jimi are bad asses.
April 1, 2018 on NBC.
Judas will be there too. Here he is singing with Toronto, Canada’s very own Chior! Chior! Chior! !!!
@Gina
*added to my list of reasons why Canada must be annexed.
@luftballooneyegouge I don’t know if we can be friends. These are my favorite things, Jesus Christ Superstar, choirs and Canada!
@Gina
….as long as you don’t interfere with my plans to unite America you have nothing to fear. All my buddies in the 90s were obsessed with Jesus Christ Superstar. I’ve still never seen it.
This revolution ends when the monarchy does….
@luftballooneyegouge I was 12 when Jesus Christ Superstar first came out. My music teacher played it in its entirety over a couple of weeks. I was raised a Catholic, but that album was really the first time I got all the boring stuff I was learning in Catechism. I became obsessed with the album. On Good Friday, good catholics are supposed to read the bible for 3 hours. My mom would let me listen to JCS instead. I could/can sing it from beginning to end by memory. I finally saw it live about 10 years ago. It was the first Broadway musical I fell in love with. It cuts very deep for me.
How are you uniting this country? I would like to help.
@Gina
country? I’m uniting the American continents.
I think I can get Trump onboard……..
@luftballooneyegouge Oh, the Americas. Push him overboard. He is a weak link. Who would have thought that a job in the White House would end up being a dead-end job.
@Gina
Trump is thee id of the U.S.A. personified & in power.
I don’t think this even ends with Trump as much as it will be seen to have started with him…..
@luftballooneyegouge Trump is the darkness leading us to the light.
@Gina